LAS VEGAS, NV, March 10, 2016 – Donald Trump’s famous Trump Hotel in Las Vegas began its new program to check the legal immigration status of all guests of Indian origin while checking in.
“I can’t believe I was forced to do this,” states a disheartened former employee. “When we scanned an Indian origin guest’s identification, it sends the information to ICE and we got an instant notification if they are undocumented. A sad sitar sound plays with an icon of Speedy Yogi running across the computer screen wearing a plaid dhoti with no shirt. A giant boot floats in and kicks him away. From there we told them their room has ‘bean‘ double booked so they’re upgraded to the best ‘Yogi‘ in the hotel. After that they are brought to the basement with an underground tunnel that transports them back to the airport or Mexico. It’s horribly racist, so I quit.”
“It’s not racist!” shouted Trump at a recent press gathering. “In fact, I’ve spent a lot of money to ensure the tunnel back to Mexicoland is very Indian-ish with Indian twist. Instead of vehicles, I’ve purchased several donkeys, their national animal, to transport them. All of the donkeys are named Bahojan and wear dhotis. It’s culturally sensitive, humane and hilarious.”
The Immigration Station is scheduled to resume when Trump Towers opens its doors again, after being closed down when 2/3 of the staff were deported during testing of the program.
At another press gathering Trump referred to the following video why undocumented Indians are bad for the US economy.
“Bazinga”… for satire… Smile….
(This story has not been edited by BDC staff and is auto-generated from a syndicated feed from IANS.)
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