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News in Brief (The Onion), New York, August 9, 2016:
Donald Trump unveiled his administration’s economic policy plan Monday at the Detroit Economic Club. Here are Trump’s main economic proposals:
- Prevent American companies from outsourcing jobs to women or minorities
- Lower the corporate tax rate for CEOs too stupid to find a loophole
- Do whatever you’re supposed to do with interest rates
- Larger numbers for everyone
- Round up and deport nation’s manufacturing robots
- Raise taxes on the ultra-foreign
- Spur innovation by speeding up demise of habitable climate
- Cap top income tax rate at 25 percent or 33 percent or 14 percent or something in that general vicinity, but it’s hard to tell where the chips will fall
- America’s financial woes to be eased significantly by cash gifts from America’s father
--IANS
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