New York May 25, 2016: Republican candidate and businessman Donald Trump announced in a press conference yesterday evening that he is planning to build a second wall to keep Indian actors out of Hollywood, also going as far as to say that it will be paid for by none other than Shah Rukh Khan.
Speaking to his supporters at the St. Mark’s Place Institute for Mental Health, Trump said, “Look, we have a problem. Lots of
people call me and they tell me, “Mr. Trump, I can’t see any Americans on TV or in the theatres. They’re all brown people. Please do something about this.” We do have a problem here, okay? Look at what happened in Silicon Valley. All the CEOs are now Indians. Look at Hollywood. Indians are everywhere. Deepika Padukone, Priyanka Chopra, Anil Kapoor and Irrfan Khan. That guy Anil Kapoor will do anything in Hollywood, even catering. They even attend Oscars while African-Americans don’t attend Oscars.”
“Americans just aren’t winning anymore. My friends, who are actors, tell me “Donald I can’t find an acting job anymore. Priyanka Chopra has already been cast. Or, Irfaan Khan has taken my job.” I understand what they are saying. I understand it, okay? We do have a tremendous problem here. Here’s what we are going to do about it- we are going to build a huuuuuuge wall. It is going to be higher than any skyscraper in New York, okay? It is going to be humongous. And we are not going to get it build by China, we are going to get it build by unemployed American actors. And, that’s not all, we are going to get Shah Rukh Khan to pay for it. Do you hear me? We are going to get Shah Rukh Khan to pay for it. They are taking all of our acting jobs. We can’t let them do that.”
Mr. Trump’s proposal was met by a thunderous applause from the audience. Surprisingly Sonam Kapoor and Ranveer Singh too were part of the audience. When Sonam was asked to comment, she said, “I really hope Mr. Trump builds this wall. Every time my father has some free time, he runs away to USA to find a job. I have forgotten what his real accent sounds like.”
Ranveer Singh said, “Ever since Deepika has started shooting for XXX, she has forgotten me. She would rather spend time with Van Diesel than talk to me. I have petrol in my Maruti. Why does she need a diesel van? Please make the wall Mr. Trump. I beg….” Ranveer started crying before he could finish his sentence.
Meanwhile, Shah Rukh Khan, who has Baniye ka dimag, said that he will definitely not pay for the wall but he would like to buy Trump Hotel because it was shut down after Trump installed immigration check desk and 70% of its staff was deported.
Priyanka Chopra said that it was same racism she experienced growing up in Newton, Massachusetts, where the actress endured terrible racism from a former classmate.
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