Social Humour: Neil Nitin Mukesh gets engaged and Twitter has the most fun

Thursday, 13 October 2016
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According to a report in Times of India, Neil Nitin Mukesh recently got engaged to Rukmini Sahay. The wedding will take place early next year.
The report said that Neil took the arranged marriage route and was introduced to Rukmini by his parents.
Reportedly, Rukmini belongs to the aviation industry and her parents have been friends with the actor’s family for years. The duo reportedly was in courtship for a month before deciding to take their relationship to the next level.
The engagement was a private affair attended only by family and close friends, the report added. While Neil looked dapper in a red-and-black sherwani, Rukmini looked beautiful in a pink-and-blue lehenga. Congratulations to the happy couple!
Neil Nitin Mukesh once again became butt of Twitter jokes after news of his engagement to Rukmini Sahay came out.
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From Triple Talaq to Triple Marriage.

Neil Nitin Mukesh is getting married to a Mumbai based girl called Rukmini. Waiting for the announcement of 2 more girls.

— Sagar (@sagarcasm) October 13, 2016

How the ceremony unfolded.

Neil Nitin Mukesh got engaged. He liked a girl, so he bought a diamond ring, and Kneel Nitin Mukesh.

(thanks guys, this is my magnum opus)
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) October 13, 2016

‘Don’t you wish your husband was triple like me’

Rukmini Sahay marrying Neil Nitin Mukesh is the closest any Indian girl can get to a foursome.

— Drunk BATMAN (@Caped_Humor) October 13, 2016

16 each for Neil, Nitin and Mukesh

Rukmini Sahay did 48 Somvaar Ke Vrat to get a husband like Neil Nitin Mukesh.

— Kachra Peti (@kachra_peti) October 13, 2016

When you marry the game you like.

Rukmini Sahay is marrying Neil Nitin Mukesh. Surely her favourite game is Teen Pati

— Aakash (@PUNchayati) October 13, 2016

We wish the couple a blissful married life and hope things don’t come to this.

@FarziCricketer wrong fact, Narendra damodardas modi is first

— Swathi (@seedibaata) October 13, 2016

Mass marriage.

Neil Nitin Mukesh’s wedding is not an ordinary wedding it is a ” Samuhik Vivah”.

— Hunटरर♂ (@nickhunterr) October 13, 2016

Sakshi Maharaj will be more than happy.

If Neil Nitin Mukesh’s kids are triplets, he will have 9 kids.

— Sagar (@sagarcasm) October 13, 2016

So can Arnab Goswami.

Neil Nitin Mukesh can have group discussion alone!

— Amit Panchal (@AmitHPanchal) October 13, 2016

Mathematical Superhero.

When Neil Nitin Mukesh draws a line, it becomes a triangle

— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) January 14, 2014