Donald Trump Would Abolish H1-B Visa Program Because It Allowed For Melania's Nude Photo Shoots

Washington D.C. — Donald Trump said today that he wants to end the H-1B visa program. The program is used to bring highly skilled workers into the U.S. needed by such companies that are in the Silicon Valley. In it is a little know provision that allows fashion models to come into the U.S., originally added to the visa program by Ted Kennedy and Anthony Weiner, both noted for their sexual exploits

No one is supposed to enter the U.S. under the H-1B program unless they “have distinguished merit and ability.” A fashion model’s distinguished check bones and well-formed buttocks have qualified them to get a visa.
Now, it turns out, that Melania Trump first entered the U.S. under the H-1B visa program to pose for nude photographs, although she entered under murky circumstances that the Trump campaign is unable to explain.
Too, Donald Trump’s modeling agency obtained visas under the program for hundreds of models many of whom it seems were never properly compensated for their work. In a case pending at the labor department one model claimed that Trump, instead of paying her $75,000 a year as promised paid her $4,000 over a four-year period.
When asked if Trump should have not raised the issue on the campaign trail because of potential embarrassment for his wife and himself, a spokeswoman for the candidate replied, “Hell, as Donald has said, could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and he wouldn’t lose voters.”
Mavis Duffer of West Covina, CA, an avid Trump supporter, was asked what she thought about the issue. She responded, “Melania is a beautiful woman when she is undressed. I seen those photographs of her nude and I want to say that Mr. Trump is one lucky so and so.”
Bill “Cap” Muckledown of Broken Urinal, GA responded,
“I know that Eastern crooked media such as the New York lying Times are trying to say that our future president, Donald Trump, is a hypocrite for bringing up this visa program issue. I don’t believe anything the lame stream media has to say.”
But Dudley Snoops of San Francisco, CA, an Information Technology executive said, “Look, the program is for importing geniuses that companies like mine need. If a few models sneak into the country to have nude photographs taken, what do I care? Trump had better remember where his wife came from.”