Donald Trump Demonstrated How He'll Pay American Government Debt. It Involves Worldwide Chaos through Facebook. It's Pretty Nuts

Los Angeles, August 26, 2016 (The Carrot Wire News): In a demonstration to pay American government debt by causing a worldwide chaos, Donald Trump finally built a wall around Facebook and discloses a plan for funding his oft-discussed behemoth wall to control Facebook usage by immigrants on Friday, and it’s about as wild as you’d expect.
His wall around Facebook forced prevented members around the world to access it on Friday, August 26, 2016, at 7:11 PM EST for six minutes.
The Republican frontrunner has been bellowing about all kind of walls for a while now as part of his angry pitch about scary immigrants. But a two-page memo released to the Washington Post represents his first attempt at providing a strategy for getting the thing built—besides broadsides about making immigrants pay.
Immigrants and members across the world were shouting when Trump’s wall shut down Facebook for several minutes. They were very frustrated. An Argentinian Facebook uses said, “Oh, Sh*t!!! now I have to actually use a landline phone to call my parents and friends? This is anti-social and horrible.” Mr. Suresh from New Delhi, India, “Was very upset. He lost his temper and smashed all the furniture in his apartment.”  Mr. Suresh was upset because a shutdown of Facebook by Mr. Donald Trump will force him to go out and have a social life.
French President was in the middle of writing his post about losing court battle on “Burkini” ban, when Donald Trump’s wall forced Facebook servers to get cut off from rest of the world.  French President incomplete message read, “I am going to fight Bur.”  He was so frustrated on it that he found no option but to put on Burkini and fight people on the road to show he was going to fight for court lost battle.
That’s still basically the plan, though, Donald Trump said, “It was just a demonstration that how he will cause a worldwide chaos by building a wall around Facebook.”
Seeing as how the former president of Mexico has already made it clear to Trump that the country won’t just “pay for that Facebook wall,” the Donald has hatched a strong-armed business scheme that might have come straight from the pages of The Art of the Deal.
Here’s how he’s going to make Mexico pay for the Great Facebook Wall of Trump in three days or less:
On day one, Trump will lean on provisions of the Patriot Act to block some messages to the Facebook from the Mexico and India, preventing immigrants from sending messages home without proof that they are legal. (Some experts the our reporter talked to are skeptical he can even make this happen under current law, but whatever.)
On day two, according to Trump, Mexico and India will erupt in protests, since immigrants in the US are—according to him—responsible for about 24 billion messages flowing into Facebook servers each day. (Trump’s a little confused since that number actually refers to the amount of money, not Facebook messages, sent into Mexico from the rest of the world.) When that alleged flow of messages stops, Trump basically suspects riots won’t be far behind.
The Indian government, faced with a country of enraged citizens, will then be given the chance to kick President Trump a “one-time payment of $5–10 billion” to keep the Digital India project on schedule. (That’s day three.)
The multi-billion dollar payment from India will go toward building expenses for the wall around Facebook, and well, there you go.
“We have the moral high ground here, and all the leverage,” Trump writes in his strangely crumpled memo, which includes mention of drugs and gangs. “It is time we use it in order to Make America Great Again.”